Monday, April 28th - Dear diary,
Something terrible happened today. I was talking to that Pidgey from down the street that I fancy and something absolutely tragic happened.
I was just saying how lovely her tail was when I coughed quite viciously. Unfortunately, the cough was so violent that I unleashed a powerful Ember attack in her direction.
As if this wasn't bad enough, the cough was SUPER EFFECTIVE and caused her to explode in a ball of flames. She started screaming: "Pidgey, Pidgeeeey, PIIIIIIDGEEEEEEY" and flapping her wings in traumatised agony. After several minutes of writhing in ultimate pain, she eventually fainted with one final anguished scream.
It was a terrible day and I'm sure those squeals will haunt me until the day that I Evolve. My love of Pidgeys is ultimately doomed.
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