Oh great. They are making some Little Big Mario World shit for Wii. But without the level creation aspect.
Actually, that's the boring bit. This might be okay. Go on then, who's in it?
Mario!
Okay, that makes sense. Who else?
Luigi!
What? That's basically just Mario in gay green clothes. But, okay, he's a Mario brother and the title hints at the plural. Two characters left, time to wheel out the big guns. Who's next? Yoshi?
Toad!
TOAD?! Fuck off. Who cares about that little mushroom twat. He doesn't even do anything. All he does is tell you boring shit you could work out yourself. The princess is in another castle! No shit, you little prick. She's clearly not fucking here. I hate that cunt. Who else, then?
Another Toad, but a different colour one!
Oh fuck off, Nintendo. One Toad was already one too many. People are going to be queuing up to play this aren't they? If you're second to press start, you either get to be the homo Mario brother or one of two mushroom headed shitcunts.
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